Dear Rita,

Gag me. I had a dream (nightmare) that I had SEX sitting indian style. INDIAN STYLE with my father-in-law!! He is an old infirm crinkly crank that I take care of day after day and I have no idea how I am ever going to face him again. It was so vivid and gnarly, luckily in the dream he made me wear a pretty blue long tu-tu over my bottom half and that covered the "act" up...so I dont' have to see that in my minds eye, but the rest...disgusting. Help.

Senior Moment

Dear Senior,

As Lional Richie sang...Gag you? Gag ME! Okay, well fortunately you've come to the right place, I happen to have a bit of success with dream analysis. Could it be that you were having sex in the dream while sitting Indian Style because you were tired? And could it be that you were having sex with your old bag father-in-law because you are tired of "fucking the same old thing" day after day? Not sure what the blue tu-tu has to do, maybe you are covering up your boredom with a pretty expression of youth...maybe you need to go to the ballet? Whatever the reason I think it's time to switch up your daddy day care and find something else to turn you on before you go out of your 'fucking' mind.

Rita