Dear Rita,

I've been in and out of the entertainment field for over a decade. More out than in to be honest. Now I am a mother of two living my alternate dream of a healthy family life and very happy...until. I see one of my cohorts on TV or in a movie or on a BLOG. I get so pissed off I just want to rip their smiling faces off the screen and make them poor lonely stamp lickers forever. I hate it and I hate them. Please help me. Help me not hate you.

Going Green

Dear Going Green,

As Crystal Gail sang "Don't it make my brown eyes green" - close enough. Jealousy is an unfortunate yet totally natural expression of your egos or souls longing for something you don't have. The upside is that you are not going green over not being in the NBA but not being on NBC. My point is, its attainable there is no physical reason why you can't make your soul's dream come true or at least keep working at it until you satisfy your ego. And then you can only hate yourself for not trying hard enough and take it out on your kids, which you may have never had a chance to birth had you sacrificed your eggs for the biz. That's gotta feel better. Go get 'em!

Rita